Wednesday, May 18, 2016

HILARIOUS!!! GRAMMY DIES INSTEAD OF VOTING IN THE 2016 US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION BETWEEN CLINTON AND TRUMP

Noland Anne's obituary
While registered voters await anxiously for the rounding off of the primaries and look forward to voting in Fall for either Trump or Clinton (since must pundits have projected her the nominee of the Democratic Party), one “Grammy” decided against the wait. She simply died. So says her obituary.

According to the obituary, “Grammy” Noland Mary Anne “faced with the prospect of voting for either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton …, chose instead to pass into the eternal love of God in Sunday, May 15, 2016 at the age of 68.”

Clinton and Trump
Posted on Richmond-Times Dispatch website, the obituary praised the virtues of the “Grammy” nurse as a “faithful child of God”, one who “devoted her life to sharing the love she received from Christ” and a “wife, mother, grandmother, daughter, sister, friend and nurse”. Anyways, her visitations and memorial service are slated on Tuesday 17 and Wednesday 18 respectively.
Sen. SandersWhile the members of her immediate family bereave over her death, the rest of American voters still wait anxiously for the November, but the battle between Secretary Clinton and Senator Sanders for Democratic nomination is far from being over. With the conclusion of the Oregon and Kentucky primaries, the results came split into two, with Kentucky going for Clinton, though by a slim margin of .5%, while Sanders seemed to have coasted off with a win at the Oregon primaries with a wider margin than the Kentucky margin. The wait is for a while though, but the message in “Grammy’s” obituary is loud enough.

According to a statement by The Richmond-Times, “this isn’t the first time a paid death notice has been used to send a personal message to the world”. Noting therefore that the obituary was a message to the American voters, though the deceased’s husband expressed the intention behind the obituary was not to hit at any of the presidential candidates, but a way to carry on “her sense of humor”, he told NBC12

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